What If Dr. Seuss wrote Technical Training Manuals? This would be your outcome

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this? What a shame sir!
We'll find you Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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Comment by san Lewis on September 12, 2009 at 5:06pm
haha lol
Comment by Connor Bryant on May 12, 2009 at 6:05pm
awww... funny!
Comment by NeferSif on April 24, 2009 at 4:42am
2 thumbs up! Great reading material.
Comment by LADYTECH on April 22, 2009 at 12:31pm
kudos !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it i must save it !!!!
Comment by Syd Partridge on April 22, 2009 at 9:18am
Thanks for the link jason B. I was having a rubbish day 'til I saw this - brilliant.
Comment by Brandon Turnbull on April 22, 2009 at 4:10am
lol i love dr seuss this is epic
Comment by Wandering I on April 21, 2009 at 8:33pm

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